We used to sit on IRC and discuss different televisision shows as a “review.” I can’t imagine anyone watching along or reading these reviews besides the people who wrote them (with a smug sense of satisfaction).<\/p>\n
It is and will be fun to go back and look at how we talked 5, 10 or more years ago.<\/p>\n
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<ry-man> Spider man is gay now
\n<Bob-0> I knew that movie would ruin the franchise
\n<ry-man> well it ws still recovering from the early spidey
\n<ry-man> Ew ew it’s starting!
\n<ry-man> How does shaggy get roller skates?
\n<Bob-0> how are they scared of these ghosts? They look like ancient cross dressers
\n<Bob-0> they probably have them in the van
\n<ry-man> good call
\n<ry-man> They are on a dance game show
\n<ry-man> oh my god
\n<Bob-0> Fred’s such a flamer, what does daphne see in him…
\n<ry-man> another person with a neckerchief
\n<ry-man> the poor lesbian girl never has a friend
\n<Bob-0> that guy in the suit is the ghost!
\n<ry-man> Probably…
\n<ry-man> Fred uses his arms and hands when he talks
\n<ry-man> and he’s a an idiot
\n<ry-man> and where did scoob and shag get all that food they are wrapped up in?
\n<Bob-0> The lesbian is the only smart one, and she gets captured all the time
\n<ry-man> The wax person swore revenge…
\n<ry-man> a wax vandal…will….destroy us all… eh?
\n<Bob-0> Wax phantoms are the worst type, he might make us smell funny at best…
\n<ry-man> And melt onto us…
\n<Bob-0> that would be too sensual for Scoody Doo
\n<Bob-0> mopeds kick ass!
\n<ry-man> Wow i didnt even think of it that way..
\n<ry-man> Scoob and shag are trippin already
\n<Bob-0> haha that owl is probably spitting yellow frogs at them in their eyes
\n<ry-man> Haha i liek the old guy who keeps rubbing that ball..
\n<ry-man> i think the candles are hardly sensual compared to that
\n<Bob-0> I have to agree there
\n<Bob-0> doesn’t his green skin make him suspicious?
\n<ry-man> I like how he laughs at there ever answer (the villain)
\n<ry-man> Its more grey than green i’d say
\n<ry-man> but yes… i agree
\n<Bob-0> it’s not that damn funny…
\n<ry-man> nothing is that damn funny
\n<Bob-0> look at the fat arab in the back…
\n<Bob-0> why does shaggy eat dog food?
\n<ry-man> Valma… why?
\n<ry-man> Because shaggy is too high to care
\n<ry-man> oh it’s the wax monster display, thank god i might not have slept tonight otherwise
\n<ry-man> that’s not a vampire thats a faggy dressed version of johnny cash
\n<Bob-0> Why do they always split up, and why aen’t they heavily armed?
\n<Bob-0> airlines gives away that it’s an airline ticket
\n<ry-man> I … dont know
\n<ry-man> wax food…
\n<ry-man> and how is there trap door..EVERYWHERE
\n<Bob-0> and it’s always the same exact color and shape as the floor, with NO LINES to show where it is
\n<ry-man> Yeah the wax harlet it’s suspicious…and how is the wax fruit juicy?
\n<Bob-0> maybe it’s still wet on the inside
\n<ry-man> you would htink the wax bandit would have been made a bit more nimble or something
\n<ry-man> well … isnt it like completely wax?
\n<Bob-0> ok now this makes me feel like I’m wasted just thinking about that room
\n<Bob-0> Oh my God are they going to make it?
\n<ry-man> The old guy is seinile
\n<ry-man> or how ever you spell it
\n<Bob-0> Scooby is a cartoon, he can’t talk to you or play fetch with you…
\n<ry-man> Scooby HIts hollywood… oh! on account of the movie coming out…great
\n<ry-man> exactly bob..he is old and doesnt know any better
\n<Bob-0> I don’t think I want to go to that movie
\n<ry-man> I dont think i want that movie to ever come out
\n<Bob-0> Ronald McDonald, such a flamer
\n<ry-man> i mean, they arent real people…it’s gonna ruin an already soiled franchise
\n<ry-man> I like the milk commercials…
\n<Bob-0> these are high quality
\n<ry-man> Haha… oh yes
\n<Bob-0> Dragon Ball Z, are you a fan?
\n<ry-man> dragon ball z sucks, i mean i like some anime but not hat
\n<ry-man> hat=that
\n<ry-man> how about you?
\n<Bob-0> Exactly, all the episodes are the exact same
\n<ry-man> Old dude back!
\n<ry-man> Right now he thinks there are spiders all over him
\n<Bob-0> He’s a Cartoon!!! And so are the spiders…
\n<ry-man> What’s his name? Don Naughts? or Don Nutz should i say? on account of him being crazy! oh yes
\n<Bob-0> oh my quite the pun my friend…
\n<ry-man> “Oh that old phatom, he makes me so mad”
\n<ry-man> superb
\n<Bob-0> greatest voice acting ever…
\n<ry-man> I havent seen a voice over this great since … ever
\n<ry-man> the phantom can laugh like scoob
\n<ry-man> why dont they get up, merely their arms are tied
\n<Bob-0> almost as good as a 1st grade play, I bet the phantom is stoned too
\n<Bob-0> honestly, and how are they untied?
\n<ry-man> they well down bob…
\n<ry-man> i might not make it through this whole show
\n<ry-man> The phatom just stared at scooby’s junk man
\n<Bob-0> the phantom is going to put on a dress…I feel my heart slowing…
\n<Bob-0> he must get awfully lonely.
\n<ry-man> How does the wax stay wet, yet not come off anywhere…
\n<ry-man> I bet he doesnt have many non-wax friends
\n<Bob-0> that couldn’t have been more conspicuous
\n<ry-man> they are painting a door for him to run into…
\n<Bob-0> wow that was ridiculous
\n<ry-man> NO NO NO HE opened it! he cant do that, it’s a painting!
\n<Bob-0> it was still wet too!
\n<ry-man> Dont even tell me it’s over
\n<ry-man> Well now that’s it still going it’s a bitter sweet feeling
\n<Bob-0> I hope he doesn’t die like that
\n<ry-man> “hide on the top of those crates”
\n<ry-man> good hiding spot fred
\n<ry-man> TOP of the CRATES
\n<Bob-0> it’s like “hide in the middle of this empty room”
\n<ry-man> maybe set off a flare of a concealment while your at it
\n<Bob-0> make a neon sign…
\n<ry-man> the “wax phantom” would be so successful if he didnt make the groaning noise constantly
\n<ry-man> if they even pull off a mask ill be pissed
\n<Bob-0> haha stealth is essential, I think they will
\n<ry-man> Old waxy can ride some board
\n<Bob-0> way to blow the plan Fred…
\n<ry-man> Fred covered them with scalding hot wax… chalk another one up
\n<Bob-0> they better be dead…
\n<ry-man> DAMN!
\n<ry-man> they couldnt breath though
\n<Bob-0> what a dissapointment
\n<ry-man> Well you sure called that one
\n<Bob-0> Damn I’m good!
\n<ry-man> WOW
\n<ry-man> it was the station manager
\n<ry-man> why’d we even watch it
\n<Bob-0> I told you that 1 minute in
\n<Bob-0> what was his crime? being made of wax?
\n<Bob-0> Good one Fred you queer…
\n<ry-man> he sure is a bright fellow, for his ingenious plot to embezzle money, he included himself being covered in wax and chasing teenagers around a wax museum
\n<ry-man> wonder how he didnt get away with that one…
\n<Bob-0> why didn’t he run, instead of chase?
\n<ry-man> WHy did he cover himself with wax?
\n<ry-man> WHY GOD WHY?!
\n<Bob-0> why didn’t he shoot them?
\n<ry-man> Or at least taser them…
\n<Bob-0> This is going to make me lose sleep all week
\n<Bob-0> throw scalding wax on THEM!
\n<ry-man> And perhaps a gallon of home made liquor
\n<Bob-0> with a match accompanying the liquor
\n<ry-man> YEa… not too much i can say in reply to that one
\n<Bob-0> All together, that episode\/show sucks, why do we bother watching it?
\n<ry-man> To make fun of it of coarse..
\n<ry-man> and I agree it sucks as bad as it did when I was about 5
\n<Bob-0> well I hope the people that read this enjoy our suffering
\n<ry-man> Damn right…and in conclusion this show is good for neither the entire family or anyone at all
\n<Bob-0> Unless you’re a wax museum owning tyrant
\n<ry-man> The greatest part of the show was the gogurt commercial, purely because it has to do with star wars
\n<Bob-0> Star wars rules!
\n<ry-man> Good call…
\n<ry-man> see attack of the clones yet?
\n<Bob-0> So my conclusion is: Star Wars=Good (esp. attack of the Clones) Scooby=Bad
\n<ry-man> Tru dat
\n<Bob-0> I have to go read to Kill A Mockingbird (shudder) I’ll talk to you later
\n<ry-man> WEll ill go ahead and post this, barring the beignning of the convo…yeah that book is awful
\n<Bob-0> alright later!
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\n<evilone> Hey bob… i think im gitty
\n<Bob-0> I have the gitters
\n<evilone> Why would you renew your vows?
\n<Bob-0> she cheated on him a lot
\n<evilone> Yeah but he doesnt know that..John Redcorn, haha nice
\n<evilone> bunny-kins
\n<evilone> Oh Dale is the best character
\n<Bob-0> I think Bill has his strengths
\n<evilone> Wow point noted
\n<evilone> His dad was trying to makeout with his wife..
\n<Bob-0> haha that slap was vicious
\n<evilone> “Prepare for a thrashing of a lifetime”
\n<evilone> -Mr. Burns
\n<Bob-0> Peggy hill is the worst character ever
\n<evilone> Bobby also has strengths, haha he wants to be a magician
\n<evilone> She is, maybe she’ll die this episode
\n<Bob-0> he reminds me of Fritz
\n<Bob-0> she almost died in one episode, but she was just paralyzed
\n<evilone> Or Hamm Porter (Dustin Camise)
\n<evilone> Yeah, and it took Hank’s father to make it an alright episode
\n<evilone> Gay Rodeo, oh this is good
\n<Bob-0> haha you see those two guys?
\n<evilone> Haha oh yeah, “YMCA” and “Rainbows”
\n<evilone> haha gay rodeo clown aplenty bob, should you be making a quick exit to the bathroom?
\n<evilone> Haha He’s wearing a sun dress and riding a mighty stallion
\n<Bob-0> shut your mouth Ryan, I’ll slit your throat with a broken shard of glass
\n<evilone> Bill has a rainbow undershirt
\n<evilone> Yeah you will…Ill slit your wrists and hang you upside down in front of your family
\n<evilone> Haha they are laughing at it being a gay rodeo haha, nice
\n<Bob-0> then they’ll celebrate my death and shower you with rose petals
\n<evilone> They already do that…
\n<evilone> Oh lord yes… his dad… “covergirl” and he’s using panties to hog tie the goat
\n<Bob-0> haha is he trying to put a thong on him?
\n<evilone> My bad, yes, yes he is
\n<evilone> Hank said it best “Oh..my god…Dale’s dad is gay”
\n<evilone> Commercials!
\n<Bob-0> I think of greasy people and pasta when I think of Italy, not cars and fasion
\n<evilone> Subway, dirty mouth whores, where is Jarrod?
\n<evilone> You forgot the all unnecessary hair on them
\n<Bob-0> wow this movie was a serious waste of film
\n<evilone> The “maybe alittle too honest” one was good with the too close guy
\n<Bob-0> those were very quick commercials
\n<evilone> Bravo Fox!
\n<Bob-0> haha that’s good
\n<evilone> Haha oh lord, that’s like the gayest trailor
\n<evilone> Are you gay? -no i sell propane
\n<Bob-0> he’s an excellent interior designer, Hank’s great
\n<evilone> He even sounds good, and he has really gay lamb chaps on…
\n<evilone> Philipeno caterer
\n<evilone> oh yes…
\n<Bob-0> how come Oriental boys are always gay on TV shows?
\n<evilone> Because they are in real life too…
\n<evilone> I think
\n<Bob-0> well then how come there are so damn many of them?
\n<evilone> And Mexicans
\n<evilone> Well the girls look like boys for the most part so they dont have a problem with it
\n<evilone> Hank is explaining sex to the gay mexican guy, or Dale’s dad’s “lifemate”
\n<evilone> I think that’s how they say it
\n<Bob-0> Dale’s great haha
\n<evilone> Monkey Style -the deadliest of the martial arts
\n<evilone> His dad keeps crying
\n<Bob-0> I wonder if Dale’s gay
\n<evilone> I just thought the same thing…I hope not
\n<evilone> Bill still has the Rainbow shirt
\n<Bob-0> I don’t know, Dale doesn’t have any children
\n<Bob-0> haha that mexican must be confused
\n<evilone> The Juan Pedro… haha Dale has 3 special friends, haha Bill giggles
\n<evilone> Haha Hank…is uncomfortable
\n<Bob-0> I bet Bill and Bumhower think Hank is gay now
\n<evilone> Haha “he dad im john redcorn” haha how can you not know
\n<Bob-0> Wow he turned Joseph super queer
\n<evilone> I think that’s the native american in him…
\n<Bob-0> you really hate minorities don’t you?
\n<evilone> They are naturally hairless, that’s the first step
\n<evilone> Opra Honest
\n<evilone> Confirmed Bachelor-our new word for gay
\n<Bob-0> I’ll use it frequently, especially on Big Nick
\n<evilone> He’ll never get it
\n<evilone> His dad is crying again
\n<Bob-0> Dale is just retarded
\n<evilone> He does do a lot with bug spray…
\n<evilone> like drink it i think
\n<Bob-0> that doesn’t explain all the conspiracies
\n<evilone> Cindy Crawford still has that special something
\n<Bob-0> She used to be hot until she had about 3 kids
\n<evilone> For having like 3 kids, she is NOT bad
\n<Bob-0> O
\n<Bob-0> I’ll give you that, but nonetheless Real Wolrd Chick is better
\n<evilone> Text Messenging…you cant jsut call someone on your cell phone?
\n<Bob-0> It’s such a useless feature
\n<evilone> Real World Chick makes me feel kinda funny – like when we used to climb the rope in gym class
\n<Bob-0> I mean unless someone could message you from ICQ
\n<evilone> I think you can…maybe?
\n<Bob-0> Boy that Simpsons looks good
\n<evilone> Im ready for the new star wars fo real
\n<Bob-0> I don’t think Episode 1 was very good though
\n<evilone> Tru Dat, i heard they are killing jar jar in the first 10 minutes… finally
\n<evilone> I’ve been waiting all too long for that, i hope it’s painful
\n<Bob-0> I hope he gets impaled on a long spear while his mouuth is filled with mirror shards
\n<evilone> My home is filled with tastey smells from the grill..nearly time for supper
\n<Bob-0> haha Bill always needs to feel important
\n<evilone> And it’s so easy to make him feel important too though
\n<evilone> I think she just called God “suge”
\n<Bob-0> Bumhower is awesome, yes she did just call him Suge
\n<evilone> haha Boomhower, there is a gay disco at the Rodeo.. and yeah Dale might be gay
\n<evilone> He has a purple hankerchief
\n<Bob-0> uh oh I think Dale’s gonna get hurt
\n<evilone> I would say by a bull or almost and his dad will save him
\n<evilone> or hog tie him…
\n<Bob-0> haha Pedro is a great character
\n<evilone> Jaun Pedro should be more a more common character
\n<evilone> “Im drowning in your lies”
\n<evilone> “then swim to me juan pedro”
\n<Bob-0> I agree, that’s just a sad sad thing to see
\n<evilone> I dont think i ahve ever seen 2 cartoons guys kissing before
\n<evilone> Cancy… because her can looks nice
\n<evilone> John Redcorn is gay..it’s a safe bet, other than he is the father of his child
\n<Bob-0> haha John redcorn’s really gay I think
\n<evilone> He is a savage
\n<evilone> Kirsten Dunst is fricken hot
\n<evilone> Spider man will be a terrible dissapointment
\n<Bob-0> well that episode was pretty high quality, as with most king of the Hill’s
\n<evilone> The dreamcast game ISNT too bad though
\n<evilone> I agree with ya there Bob-o
\n<evilone> The gay angle was superb
\n<Bob-0> that movie wouldn’t be worth my 7:50
\n<evilone> Tru Dat yo
\n<Bob-0> well I’m outtie Dawg I’ll talk you lizzater
\n<evilone> Shizza out yo
\n<Bob-0> word
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\n<XEvilClow> damn right you here
\n<XEvilClow> type
\n<XEvilClow> type “\/nick bob”
\n<Guest1895> I tried it
\n<XEvilClow> it wont let me change mine either… damn them
\n<Guest1895> Filthy filthy bastards
\n<XEvilClow> indeed goto commands and nickserv , see if that works
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\n*** Guest1895 is now known as Bob-0
\n<Bob-0> alright there it is
\n<Evilone> damn… let me change to evilone but nothing else… damn them!
\n*** Evilone is now known as EvilClown
\n<Bob-0> why is it so unresponsive and disfunctional?
\n<EvilClown> because it’s not polaris
\n<Bob-0> you’re damn right it’s not
\n<EvilClown> it’s regular MIRC and it’s built to cause me pain
\n*** EvilClown sets mode: +o Bob-0
\n<Bob-0> I’ve had it for 10 minutes and I hate it already
\n<EvilClown> as you should, ill find polaris and send it your way
\n<Bob-0> I can’t accept any files, damn firewalls
\n<EvilClown> haha…ill send a url then
\n<EvilClown> are you tuned into mtv in preperation yet?
\n<Bob-0> ok how long will it take you to find it? I’m tuned there ….now
\n<EvilClown> Great!
\n<EvilClown> find what?
\n<Bob-0> never mind…
\n* Bob-0 needs to take a dump
\n<Bob-0> I’ll be back in a jiffy
\n* EvilClown ass
\n* EvilClown says ok
\n<EvilClown> a jiffy is too long…
\n<EvilClown> i need you now
\n<EvilClown> 10:28
\n<EvilClown> ..
\n<EvilClown> the clock is ticking
\n<EvilClown>
\n<Bob-0> and I’m back
\n<EvilClown> thank god
\n<EvilClown> one minute to spare..
\n<EvilClown> this should be fun
\n<EvilClown> you like the faq idea?
\n<Bob-0> I hope so…this show better not suck
\n<Bob-0> the FAQ idea is marvelous
\n<EvilClown> we’re not talking about your grandpa
\n<EvilClown> Yes indeed ma friend ill type it up and put it on the site sometime, ill redisign the top we need more options
\n<Bob-0> my grandpa is 10 times kooler than you’ll ever be! the design sounds neat
\n<EvilClown> indeed it does…the white chick is supa hot on real world but she gets on my damned nerves…
\n<EvilClown> not that I watch it or anything
\n<Bob-0> I don’t watch it…ever though she is hot
\n<EvilClown> point noted
\n<EvilClown> uh oh! it’s over! time for the ozz man
\n<EvilClown> ozz man cometh… had to
\n<Bob-0> I’m excited for the first group review
\n<EvilClown> As am I, should we post the entire convo?
\n<EvilClown> oh wait ti’s starting…
\n<EvilClown> => it
\n<EvilClown> ozzy meets dvd
\n<Bob-0> I wonder if Ozzy was heavily abused as a child
\n<EvilClown> I hope he doesnt bash the brains out of his dog when he gets frustrated with it
\n<EvilClown> everything has crosses
\n<Bob-0> I love animals, I hope this beeping noise doesn’t resound like a vietnam flashback
\n<EvilClown> good call…
\n<EvilClown> “no vargrancy” uh-oh
\n<EvilClown> vagrancy that is
\n<Bob-0> that sounds like there is little or no vagrancy in the osbourne household
\n<EvilClown> There goes my plans
\n<EvilClown> Professional skater=stoner
\n<Bob-0> I agree
\n<EvilClown> god in japan=giant robot or lizard
\n<Bob-0> Lizard!
\n<EvilClown> we both know what catagory he falls into
\n<EvilClown> Now I hope ozzy bashes his brains out…
\n<EvilClown> with the dvd case
\n<EvilClown> or the remote
\n<Bob-0> I think it’s painfully obvious that the good people of Ace combs isn’t a sponsor of this show
\n<EvilClown> Ozzy has more gold chains than Mr. T
\n<EvilClown> I also pity the fool
\n<Bob-0> and more tatoos than lizard man
\n<EvilClown> I dont know…it’s close
\n<Bob-0> I don’t just pity the fool, I pity the twit in ozzy’s case
\n<EvilClown> and i think he just said “plutonium turds”
\n<Bob-0> that’s a very unique phrase, I have yet to use it
\n<EvilClown> Hmm the pro skater is back.. wonder if it’s to mooch some free food?
\n<EvilClown> he needs substance to skate of coarse
\n<EvilClown> he’s like 43
\n<EvilClown> and retarded
\n<EvilClown> Lovely addition to the family
\n<Bob-0> or just to get on TV, I wish I could be retarded middle aged skater that mooches off of Ozzy Osbourne
\n<EvilClown> Tru Dat
\n<EvilClown> Or liza maneli
\n<EvilClown> but that would be just weird
\n<Bob-0> she’s creepy, very creepy
\n<EvilClown> eww… wait we’re getting off task
\n<EvilClown> The Ozzman cometh..
\n<Bob-0> Finally
\n<EvilClown> By friends i dont think they meant retarded skaters…
\n<Bob-0> I think ozzy’s daughter could be hot if she was a totally different person, retarded skaters make poor friends…
\n<EvilClown> Mmm Ozzy says, ccc-cookies are g-good
\n<EvilClown> Yeah the daughter has some potential, minus alittle fat i suppose
\n<Bob-0> this audio quality is so poor, I can’t hear a damn word
\n<EvilClown> No that’s just ozzy
\n<Bob-0> and a new hair doo, new body, new family, new accent…hmm scratch that
\n<EvilClown> yeah… back to the drawing board
\n<Bob-0> let’s just say that blonde real world chick is hot
\n<EvilClown> Now the pro skater needs a new bottle of brandy
\n<EvilClown> Real World chick is hot…damn hot, the kind of hot that makes me sad
\n<Bob-0> that clothing was too revealing for a man to wear
\n<EvilClown> I dont think the skater has said a full word yet, lots of mumbling, scotch must be part of his rigorus training process
\n<EvilClown> Good call…he burned the rooster, he must go
\n<Bob-0> haha it’s the offseason, nothing to do but drink
\n<Bob-0> Ryan these commercials embody everything I hate…I must stop watching
\n<EvilClown> His name is “Dill” what were his parents thinking? other than lets hope he dies at a young age
\n<Bob-0> I’m hoping he dies in this show
\n<EvilClown> Ah, pop culture, destroying senses
\n<Bob-0> destroying opinions, minds, and my entire life
\n<EvilClown> Liek i said ozzy is gonna crush his skull with something odd…they are skateboarding in the commercial… like Dill
\n<Bob-0> Maybe ozzy will bash his skull in with a skateboard
\n<EvilClown> Good call bob, point noted… this 1-800-collect chick was a lot hotter without bangs
\n<EvilClown> what the hell is up with that?
\n<Bob-0> Bob agree’s 100%, I need to call her and tell her my opinion on her hotness
\n<EvilClown> GTA3 looks sweet though
\n<Bob-0> I wish they had it for PC so we could get illegally
\n<EvilClown> Even though I loath the PS2
\n<EvilClown> uh… you meant legally (im posting this)
\n<EvilClown> I can edit though
\n<Bob-0> oh I’m sorry ryan, I didn’t want to give away what my BROTHER does for a living
\n<EvilClown> Scorpian king… in that commercial could they use the word rock anymore times? I wasnt sure
\n<EvilClown> Oh yes..your brother… right
\n<Bob-0> I mean I guess he’s making a cameo appearance in it from what I gather
\n<EvilClown> The black night movie… wow… Martin Lawrence should meet the same fate as “dill”
\n<Bob-0> I’ll make more money this summer than that movie did
\n<EvilClown> you mean whoring out you body? – it’s back on
\n<Bob-0> well you’re the only one that would buy
\n<EvilClown> They should put cascade in Dill’s liquor
\n<Bob-0> if they don’t do it I will
\n<EvilClown> Doubt it, it’s pretaped… and who the hell is the kid in the camo wear? or should I
\nsay the moving tree with a face
\n<EvilClown> Dill likes magazines with picture because he cant read
\n<Bob-0> haha his whole look doesn’t stop angering me
\n<EvilClown> Word.
\n<EvilClown> He’s dissen the Ozzman
\n<Bob-0> Ozzy really needs to kill him, he wants to
\n<EvilClown> you can tell in his eyes…
\n<Bob-0> and his incoherent mumblings
\n<EvilClown> incoherent to you…plain language to other retarded british rockers…
\n<EvilClown> sorry ozzman, that was a low blow
\n<Bob-0> in the words of the great Seinfeld “Who are these people???”
\n<EvilClown> wow…more ugly people…
\n<EvilClown> Ozzy seriously needs to kill people, fast
\n<Bob-0> I’ll gladly Fed Ex my tooth brush
\n<EvilClown> And some head and shoulders
\n<EvilClown> wow what was that? 4 minutes of the show and more commercials?
\n<Bob-0> well this is a big dissapointment, MTV is a commercial whore
\n<EvilClown> “back to the hood” great…you in suburbia needs to watch that
\n<Bob-0> I need to go back to the hood bro, I’m all black and such
\n<EvilClown> commercial whore\/money whore\/mouth whore… interchangeable…
\n<EvilClown> Tru dat nza, ho’s run through me like H20 ya feel me?
\n<Bob-0> ____ + Whore = MTV
\n<Bob-0> I be feelin’ dat
\n<EvilClown> We can use that equation to similute the amount of hate we fell for Dill maybe…
\n<Bob-0> Filth + whore = dill
\n<Bob-0> yes it works
\n<EvilClown> You beat me to it
\n<Bob-0> I’m sorry if I’d known you were as witty as me I’d have let you have it
\n<EvilClown> No quite alright…
\n<EvilClown> He a movie with a kid in prison, didnt you used to play a game called balls on chin when you were in the county back in compton?
\n<Bob-0> The New Guy Looks like the worst thing I’ve ever seen since the Hindenberg
\n<EvilClown> No… “Go Yaffa” takes the cake my friend
\n<Bob-0> that’s soccer mom to the 100000th power
\n<Bob-0> why the hell would a teenager need tupperware?
\n<EvilClown> but it’s the “wildest furniture” bob
\n<EvilClown> get with it, I already have like 8 of them…each of which I plan to destroy in a
\ndifferent way
\n<Bob-0> well since it was on MTV i definetly need to conform…
\n<EvilClown> We need to also get the “hook up” on mtv.. it’s only way -show’s back on
\n<EvilClown> for another minute before commercials of coarse
\n<EvilClown> 10 stories high, goto hell dill
\n<Bob-0> I don’t even know why we write on the show, the commercials are longer
\n<EvilClown> Ew jack without a shirt…
\n<EvilClown> dont fat people wear t-shirts when they go swimming?
\n<Bob-0> Go yappa seems very appealing now
\n<EvilClown> Yaffa bob… Yaffa
\n<EvilClown> dude the dog just like spewed major, that was sick
\n<Bob-0> I apologize, my common sense is telling me not to pay attention
\n<Bob-0> Yes Dill’s leaving!
\n<EvilClown> Thatta way mom, get Dill the hell out
\n<Bob-0> kick his ass to the curb and hit him with your Eurowagon
\n<EvilClown> Ever see American history X?
\n<Bob-0> never came across it…
\n<EvilClown> n\/m then… Be strong jack
\n<EvilClown> Well Dill is off to his refrigerator box behind the convenience store
\n<Bob-0> it wouldn’t be very difficult for me to do
\n<EvilClown> I like how he uses the term “Pro Skater” instead of unemployed
\n<Bob-0> haha I’m a pro student
\n<EvilClown> And im a pro milk drinker… i need more respect for that says Dill
\n<EvilClown> Well it’s over Bob how’d you like it?
\n<Bob-0> well I’m going to tell you now, this show is why I don’t watch much TV
\n<Bob-0> how about you RYan?
\n<EvilClown> this show is the reason I do watch mtv…
\n<EvilClown> but the sunday night lineup on Fox is why I watch Tv at all
\n<Bob-0> the high point of the 15 minutes of actual footage was Dill getting booted
\n<Bob-0> The Sunday lineup is the best around
\n<EvilClown> Superb…never fails to dissapoint…unlike Mtv with is bling bling, and it’s bippin and the boppin
\n<Bob-0> and the hippin and the hoppin, you forget what the Jazz is all about
\n<EvilClown> It’s about the Jell-o puddin mmm
\n<EvilClown> And the puddin pops
\n<Bob-0> I’m glad you remember that quote Ryan, so how are you going to handle this post?
\n<EvilClown> Hmm I can like copy the whole thing… and like edit it a bit? and just post it?
\n<EvilClown> it can be our like “thoughts on stuff” or whatever ya know? new thing on the site
\n<Bob-0> yeah I think some of the data needs to be arranged, thoughts on stuff is good
\n<EvilClown> we need a snappier name though, think of it tommorrow… we also need monkeys that can type, I’ll lock him in my bathroom
\n<EvilClown> And feed it like bananas and stuff
\n<EvilClown> It should be the equivalent to most gaming sites anyway
\n<Bob-0> I’ll lock him in my closet, and feet it small democratic midgets
\n<Bob-0> *feed
\n<EvilClown> Im pretty sure monkeys like bananas….bob
\n<Bob-0> not these monkeys, anyway RYAN I’ll talk to you tomorrow I’m out
\n<EvilClown> Later bob-0 (with a zero)
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